Anything that can go wrong ,will go wrong..

Murphy's Technology Law #1:

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy's Technology Law #2:

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Murphy's Technology Law #3:

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Murphy's Technology Law #4:

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy's Technology Law #5:

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Murphy's Technology Law #6:

All great discoveries are made by mistake.

Murphy's Technology Law #7:

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Murphy's Technology Law #8:

A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost.

Murphy's Technology Law #9:

The first myth of management is that it exists.

Murphy's Technology Law #10:

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Murphy's Technology Law #11:

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Murphy's Technology Law #12:

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

Comments

Sid said…
i guess the " if... tags" is appearing because of a bad implementation of the template. Have a look at it.
Anyway nice blog.
8:39 AM
Janani said…
@Sid

U used IE??There was sum kinda of problem with this template in IE.Jst check out in FireFox I think tht problem wil not persist.
9:39 AM
Sid said…
ya it works fine in firefox
7:31 AM
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